Jamie Lee Curtis

Scream Queens: Black Friday

To be honest, Pete straight up told us he’s a murderer in this episode and I’m not sure I even know who the murderer is.  He doesn’t fit the profile!  It’s got to be a girl… right?!  Basically, I still have no idea.

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What I do know is what I liked:

  • The Chanels back together – so cute to watch them shop together, Chanel no. 6 in her bedazzled neck brace and all.  Even Chanel Oberlin seems to be into the sisterhood planning on buying them all matching pink jeeps.
  • Chanel has grown a lot!  She chooses the face the remaining Red Devil in the mall that night.  A little crossbow wound won’t stop her.
  • Denise Hemphil gets a gun!  Great choice for new chief of police right there.  Love her; missed her over Thanksgiving!
  • Munsch:Rasputin is literally the perfect comparison.  She can guzzle poison and have her body temperature dropped below zero for extended periods of time.  Jamie Lee Curtis is just great.
  • Of course Chanel has a gold Macbook! ♡

I still hate Grace.  Any chance she’s actually the killer?  Have you guys figured it out yet?!  Please; help a sister out!  Leave your theories in the comments!

Scream Queens: RIP Candle Vlogger

The Kappas have lost their final weirdo– Deaf Taylor Swift, Sam, and Jennifer the Candle Vlogger have all been killed by the Red Devils.  What else have we learned this week?

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  • Grace is generally awful as usual.  For the second time this season she’s demanded her dad stay away from her because he’s creepy.  Dean Munsch is right– this is actually all about her.  She thought she was that baby.  She wasn’t.  Her mom was the Waterfalls girl and her dad was just a douchey frat guy who lied to her her whole life and committed arson for her.  Yikes!
  • As for Grace’s mom, the truth is spilled by Chanel after a visit from Scotland Yard.  Do we think Chanel is too harsh here?  No.  I think Grace, as much as a stupid rich Chanel, needs some knocking back down to earth.  Grace clearly needed to know the truth.
  • There are officially THREE Red Devils (well, two and one Antonin Scalia) and we know the identities of two of them: Scalia was Gigi and one devil is Boone.  How did Boone get involved?  I have a theory.
  • After a visit to the mental institution’s “I paint them all” lady, Grace and Pete confirm Gigi is the hag– but wait, two babies?!  A boy and a girl?  Could the girl be the bathtub baby and the boy be Boone?
  • Also, Jamie Lee Curtis had another fabulous episode– her character remains the only one to know the tropes– “I’ve seen this movie.  50 times!”  Also, her comments to the fake Scalia cracked me up!

This was such a good episode that finally made me feel a little oriented in this mystery.  I can’t wait for more– I saw Lea Michele back in that neck brace in a preview!

Thoughts?!

Scream Queens: Beware of Young Girls

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How cruel of Scream Queens to delay this episode a whole week!  But it was a good one.  Here are my assorted thoughts and favorite quotes:

  • We knew we’d see Ariana Grande again.  I thought maybe that coffin shot was it, but yay for another Chanel no. 2 appearance!  I also thought every detail of this funeral was perfection.
  • Also, no. 3’s necklace is clearly from Bauble Bar.  I even blogged about it here.  The plentiful pearl baubles in this show have long given me the Bauble Bar-vibe, so I think this confirms it!
  • Love a good Ouija board.  Love the joke about the movie Ouija which I will never see.
  • Gigi was on the phone with said red devil who she knows and loves.  I think this could be the baby!
  • What is the deal with Grace and Gigi going shopping together?  Why is every relationship Grace’s father has so freaking weird?
  • HOW GREAT IS THE MUSIC IN THIS SHOW.
  • Oh goodness, the “just a head” pun.  I love it.
  • “Why do you have 9 tampons in your purse?”
  • The VIGOR with which Billie Lourd says “KIX” cracks me up.
  • “How do you even crush a diamond?  It’s like the hardest substance on earth!”
  • I want Chanel’s bed.
  • “There’s no dinosaurs?”
  • Chanel’s grasp on rat poison is much better than mine.
  • This was Jamie Lee Curtis’s episode, man.  That whole last scene!

Can I just be really honest with you guys for a second?  Why does KKT allow Grace to wear such hideous clothes?  Like, I was never in a sorority, nor do I believe this to be a factual representation of one, but there seems to be quite a bit of conformity amongst the Chanels and the KKT sisters of the past.  If anything, Grace needs a fashion influence.  Her clothes actually offend me.  I love the color palette of KKT, even though I live a life of neutrals, this pastel paradise is the real me.  It reminds me of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette.

I think I’ve decided that Grace isn’t the protagonist of this show.  I hate her.  Do you?

Let’s hear your thoughts & theories, hookers!

Scream Queens: Chanel-o-ween

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Hello friends!  Today we are switching Scream Queens + Face Off… mostly because the new episode of Face Off isn’t on xfinity to go yet and I don’t want to get out of my bed to watch on demand.

This week we got part one of two Halloween episodes, and I’m still completely in love with this show.  I didn’t get to live-tweet this week because I was super sick Tuesday.  Let’s make up for that now, with my thoughts on the episode:

  • I am completely in love with the vlog-style Chanel-o-ween montage.  I love the integration of social media in this show’s storyline; it’s so relevant in today’s world.
  • Grace actually makes such a lovely Kate Hudson in How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.  Likewise, Pete does a great Matthew McConaughey.  I love these costumes.
  • I don’t think the three Kappas could have gotten charged with negligent homicide for letting their sister bleed out… I mean, maybe, but it seems a bit far-fetched.  I don’t know; I’m not in an episode of SVU here.  Regardless, Munch made CRAZY moves in this cover-up.  Suspicious.
  • Grace’s dad is SO SKETCHY.  She mentions the baby in the bathtub and he literally doesn’t bat an eye.  Come on, that’s not a normal reaction.
  • Niecy Nash continues to be awesome.  I loved the whole library gag.
  • Lea Michele continues to be awesome.  I’m glad she’s out of her neck brace, but I’d almost rather call her Neck Brace than Hester.  Anyway, it’s clear that someone (Nick Jonas?) in meddling with both her and Chad to get them to discover all those dead bodies…
  • And there they are!  Mrs. Bean is definitely dead.  Hey, Ariana Grande.  Missed you.
  • The whole lunch scene is the best part of this episode– from the reasons why the Chanels joined Kappa to the absolutely perfect feminist throw-down.  I think these girls may be forging some real friendships.
  • Zayday is not dead.  Do I think Chanel may have orchestrated her kidnapping?  Yup.  But I don’t think Chanel is the killer.  Obviously she didn’t know the bodies were moved, etc.  I don’t think any of the Chanels are involved.  I think we need to watch out for the adults…
  • The ending… interesting, although not a complete shock.  No spoilers here for you!

Thoughts?!  Theories?!  I want to hear ’em!