Hey guys! I’m sadly back from vacation but happy to get back to blogging. Today, I have a brand new feature for you! Welcome to What Are You Doing Here?: A Roadmap of Sorts! The below bolded statements are actual search terms that led people to nikkisee.com. I thought it might be fun to address some of them, for various reasons. Yeah, that’s all I’m going to say. Let’s keep it vague. Onward!
gamecube tekken sarah michelle gellar anywhere but here zen lemmings
This was searched not once, but twice to get to my blog! I don’t know what you’re getting at here, but I think I like it. I like GameCube, and Tekken, and Sarah Michelle Gellar. Zen lemmings? Not sure what they are, but I don’t hate it.
weeping angel in new orleans cemetery
Obviously you were brought here because of my love for “Blink,” the Doctor Who episode, and Top Chef: New Orleans. If there is indeed a weeping angel in a New Orleans cemetery, I would like to investigate with you! Call me maybe?
amazing race i hate mallory
WHY? Mallory is a joy. All Stars didn’t do her justice; watch her on the other two seasons she was on with her dad.
why not put hollindaise on swordfish?
This was searched a few times in various formats, so I think it’s fair to address it. I’m going to be honest with you, readers: I might consider putting hollandaise on swordfish. I consider putting hollandaise on everything. I don’t think the texture of swordfish would go well with this buttery sauce, though. I’m glad I’m not the only one who asks Google questions like it’s my friend, though.
who did.holly marie.combs bring with her to hells kitchen?
I don’t know, but I do know you’re an iPhone user! I do the same thing with the periods everytime I search on my iPhone.
phi mu judges names hell’s kitchen
Stalker. Y’all were big fans of Kayla, eh?
flustrated hells kitchen 2014
I’m so glad somebody else is having a problem with what I’m assuming is an accidental portmanteau. I heard “flustrated” again on Toddlers & Tiaras, and now I’m wondering if it’s common (and by that, I mean a common mistake) in the south. Let me know if you have any insight.
welsh y sipsi nikkisee
For some reason, I knew transcribing this poem would be of interest to others. This Welsh poem featured on Amazing Race was searched in many, many forms, and the recap post featuring it is probably my most viewed blog post. The fact that someone was actually searching for my blog by name blows me away! I’m honored to be your resident Welsh gypsy poem transcriber.
did hell’s kitchen make a mistake on the croque monsuier
I really think they did. I don’t understand this, but maybe they were trying to be colloquial. This is another thing that got searched several times in a couple formats. Clearly, I’m not the only one who noticed.
lets eat viki
I understand this, and I would search this… well, something similar. I’m a stickler for apostrophes! It just reminds me of those jokes about the necessity of the Oxford comma. Let’s eat, Grandma v. Let’s eat Grandma. It makes me giggle.
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Golden Flutter Wings. If you are having enough trouble to freakin’ Google that, it sounds like you need ’em.
If my blog came up every time someone searched for Youtube, I think I’d have a lot more traffic. It apparently worked for one of you, though.
Keep on Googling weird stuff so we can have some more What Are You Doing Here? fun! And hey, thank you so much for reading!!