How cruel of Scream Queens to delay this episode a whole week!  But it was a good one.  Here are my assorted thoughts and favorite quotes:

• We knew we’d see Ariana Grande again.  I thought maybe that coffin shot was it, but yay for another Chanel no. 2 appearance!  I also thought every detail of this funeral was perfection.
• Also, no. 3’s necklace is clearly from Bauble Bar.  I even blogged about it here.  The plentiful pearl baubles in this show have long given me the Bauble Bar-vibe, so I think this confirms it!
• Love a good Ouija board.  Love the joke about the movie Ouija which I will never see.
• Gigi was on the phone with said red devil who she knows and loves.  I think this could be the baby!
• What is the deal with Grace and Gigi going shopping together?  Why is every relationship Grace’s father has so freaking weird?
• HOW GREAT IS THE MUSIC IN THIS SHOW.
• Oh goodness, the “just a head” pun.  I love it.
• “Why do you have 9 tampons in your purse?”
• The VIGOR with which Billie Lourd says “KIX” cracks me up.
• “How do you even crush a diamond?  It’s like the hardest substance on earth!”
• I want Chanel’s bed.
• “There’s no dinosaurs?”
• Chanel’s grasp on rat poison is much better than mine.
• This was Jamie Lee Curtis’s episode, man.  That whole last scene!

Can I just be really honest with you guys for a second?  Why does KKT allow Grace to wear such hideous clothes?  Like, I was never in a sorority, nor do I believe this to be a factual representation of one, but there seems to be quite a bit of conformity amongst the Chanels and the KKT sisters of the past.  If anything, Grace needs a fashion influence.  Her clothes actually offend me.  I love the color palette of KKT, even though I live a life of neutrals, this pastel paradise is the real me.  It reminds me of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette.

I think I’ve decided that Grace isn’t the protagonist of this show.  I hate her.  Do you?

Let’s hear your thoughts & theories, hookers!